Experimentation is a part of becoming a man. I mean, haven't you ever wondered what it would feel like to have those coarse wiry hair dangling all over your lips or to have that ultimate symbol of manliness spread all over your face? Yes, growing a beard is a rite of passage for every man. You should know that whenever you decide to experiment with facial hair you are making a statement to the world, whether you realize it or not. And because we care about you and what you choose to spread all over your face, I have decided to give you a helping hand on your road to manhood… well, not that kind of hand ;) … with this helpful guide, which explains what these 7 different types of facial hair say about you. Different kinds of beards.
This gives the impression that you like the idea of facial hair, but you don't want to commit to it. You are pretty boring and you dabble with a guitar.
This will make people think that you're really badass. You might own a motorcycle and you may have met your wife during a bar fight when she hit you with a bottle on the head.
This looks shows that you're a bachelor even though you are a 40-year-old and that you live with your roommate who's a total douche.
Beard shape for oval face
This makes you look like an Elvis impersonator or you could be training to join the X-Men gang. It also looks like you have trouble growing the rest of it.
This makes you seem like you are comfortable looking like a Billy-goat. Also, it means you can't grow the rest.
From the moment you sport this look, everyone will instantly hate the sight of you and you will be branded a ‘Dictator'.
This shows you just don't give a damn about anyone or anything. Period.
I'm sure by now all of you who have either of these styles mentioned are heading to your barber to change your look.